You should have known. Don't you know that in this day and age, medical records are never confidential, emails are never eternally deleted and pictures on your MySpace page can get you in a whole heap of trouble? Although, your almost-in-tears confession on Monday's Sportscenter was semi-endearing, I just can't get past the fact that you are actually friends with Madonna. It had to have been a side effect of the performance enhancing drugs, right? You couldn't see clearly? You weren't thinking straight?
Anyway, you and all the other juice boxes out there, take my advice. Blame the first guy. If he hadn't started doing it, then all the others wouldn't feel the pressure to "up their game". Now it's a vicious cycle.
I wish you'd all just try being yourselves for once. Who cares if nobody likes you then, right? No. Okay.
But I'll leave you with two words: work ethic. That's how I got where I am.
But then again, I'm not playing major league baseball.